unshaped:

"you can’t copy my homework because our teacher will know that you copied it from me"

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(Source: unshaped)

jaclcfrost:

[jokes about being in love with a character] [is actually serious] [and not joking] [in any way] [at all]

telapathetic:

*breaks leg* but..are my eyebrows okay?

(Source: telapathetic)

ju-ke:

i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that

(Source: neptunain)

bitrates:

It’s amazing how fast your mood can change after you step in some water with socks on.

(Source: bitrates)

landorus:

my #1 turn on is fast downloading

bitchface12345:

i don’t do cocaine i just like the smell

burgerkid:

when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you

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theludicrousrival:

plunders:

raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole

(Source: cokeproblem)

Friend: Do you use Tumblr? It's so funny!
Me: eh...sometimes...I'm not that into it
Friend: Aw I was gonna say follow me! Oh well
Me: Yeah sorry :/
Me: *continues to be a world famous blogger*

kanyewestevil:

schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

(Source: kanyewesticle)