katara:

how did you go from cute to annoying so fast

gelatins:

kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are

bullied:

isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time

(Source: bullied)

lindsaychrist:

doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices

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corporateaccount:

date a girl who is your girlfriend

shisnojon:

im still horny and you people want to talk about the iphone? lets talk about tiddys

emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

cringing:

cringing:

do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

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spookymormon:

please stop asking me about my future ill cry

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

"you dying bruh"


webMD’s answer for everything (via whitegirlsaintshit)

(Source: ajuran)